Ostra

Im no longer a virgin.

EVERY DAY, A MILLION BABIES ARE BORN IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE. MANY OF THESE BABIES CLIMB OUT OF VAGINAS.

OTHERS, THE STORKS BRING THEM. SOME ARE BORN OUT OF AIS JUST TOUCHING... IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AND SOMETIMES THEY STILL HAVE SEX.

BUT REGARDLESS OF HOW THESE BABIES MAY BE BORN... THEY ALL COME INTO THE WORLD WITH A SPECIAL FORCE... CALLED LOVE .

THIS IS THAT STORY.

Xtra: hi im xtra and OH MY GOD oscar WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR WRITHIN IN PAIN Oscar: nothin, xtra... just ignore me... im not... pregnant Xtra: OH MY GOD oscar... WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU Oscar: im... im lyin.... i am pregnant Xtra: WHAT!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! WHOSE THE FATHER Oscar: the father... i cant tell you john Xtra: but... then... WHOSE THE BABY Oscar: the baby xtra... is you Xtra : NO oscar NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Xtra: WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL Xtra : ARE YOU SERIOUS THOUGH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING Oscar : xtra i guess the only way you can understand is song

BUM BUM BUM i was sittin around, in the middle of the night all bored with nothing to do i called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end taught him a hundred different ways to screw i conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants the chips had just started to fall now after that night, i was given a fright a babytummy shaped like a ball im havin a baby and the baby is you id birth my best friend its true im havin a baby and the baby is you koalababies up the avenue im a havin a baby and the baby is you my ovaries are out the wazoo im having a a baby and the baby is you ur gonna come out my hoohoo Xtra : BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE Oscar: i dont know... such is the magic of skaia he entered all of my seven gates he touched john he prototyped my medium and now my kernelsprite is rich with data and... nwo.... your the baby Xtra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO duet: YOUR HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU/ME BIRTH MY BEST FRIEND ITS TRUE HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU KOALABABIES UP THE AVENUE HAVIN A ABABY AND THE BABY IS YOU OVARIES ARE OUT THE WAZOO HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY WEARS SHOES BABIES FLYIN OUT THE HOO HOO WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO